Poop deck

A lining of toilet paper placed in the toilet so the splash of your dump doesn't get you wet.

`Man I hate it when I get water on my bum!` `you should lay down the poop deck next time friend`

by ChungusLord May 27, 2013

poop deck

The exposed partial deck on the stern of some ships. Requires constant swabbing.

''Swab the poop deck!''

by just some random guy March 31, 2006

Poop Deck

Ass, booty, butt, pooper

Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

poop deck

A deck on a ship in which you shit on.

I need to use thae poop deck now or else I'll shit my pants.

by Can of Worms November 25, 2006

poop deck

The turntable that DJs reserve for playing Scooter on, so as not to contaminate their expensive decks with the audio equivalent of Poptarts.

Gina: Fook Bev, the DJs mincing the Poop Deck.
Bev: Fook.

by Cobs July 16, 2003

poop deck

a phrase used by Mr. Krabs in Spongebob Squarepants to talk about his butt.

Mr. Krabs: "Fire on the poop deck!"
Patrick and Spongebob: "FIRE ON THE POOP DECK!"

by quite offended March 18, 2017

poop deck

the act of a male splooging inside of a females anus and then she goes on to fart the man juices out of her anus onto an innocent bystanders face and then you and/or your partner slowly lick the cum off of the bystanders face.

Dude I totally poop decked Stacy and Kate last night!

by andreric February 22, 2014