Penilism

The degree sluts get in college

"i majored in penilism"

by asd;lghas;ldfhas;ldhf March 25, 2009

Penisism

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.

Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...

by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009

penilised

To have recieved a penis into any given orific

Mate, I wouldn't go down the park after night time. Theres a good chance you will get penilised

by crazysteve1986 September 4, 2009

penilis

slang for very long penis

my fanny hurts; he must have had a penilis

by speracatt April 12, 2011

Penilistic Protrusion

Synonymous with penile erection.

After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

penisism

a really bad sickness decaying women brain cells causing them to humiliate themselves publicly for the approval of men

Erykah Badu saying bless you to travis scott and not to the families of the victims who lost their lives at astroworld this is a example of penisism

by caraneedtoknow November 9, 2021

penisism

a religion in which the followers believe the universe is one big penis

person 1: penisism is the best religion

person 2: im definetley gonna join penisism

by bigppman69696969696969696969 March 22, 2022