Peele

1. See hipster.
2. An orange peele.
3. A critically acclaimed indie musician hailing from Cornelius, North Carolina. He enjoys hanging out with his friends. He once thought himself to be a hipster. He writes songs for all occasions, and they tell stories. He has a unique voice. He also eats butterflies and poops rainbows. He has a kangaroo farm in his backyard called the Kanga Rooh Club. He also enjoys swimming and playing in a marching band. The end.

1. That guy's such a peele.
2. Are you gonna eat (your) peele?
3. Peele puts a smile on my face!

by yahforchelsea January 19, 2009

Peele out

(v.) The act of checking code into CM that causes the build to break, then promptly leaving work without returning until at least 10 AM the next day. Occurs more frequently just prior to a release deadline.

The word is a play on the phrase "peel out" and the last name of Meg Peele, who is infamous for this act.

Did Meg just Peele out again? What a bitch. We'll be here all night trying to fix this shit because her code uses an insane number of templates and is impossible to read.

by SE2R February 29, 2008

peele joke

a joke so corny that you laugh because of the awkwardness. Said by teachers, especially former physicists. The most legendary but unfunny jokes ever

peele joke:

Mr. Peele: Can anyone explain the problem on the board?
Class: *silence*
Mr. Peele: *pretends to tap an imaginary microphone* Is this thing on?

by anonymous1101 September 12, 2013

Key and Peele

A comedy duo, Jordan Peele and Keegan Michael Key, known mainly for sketches using wild characters and juvenile humour. Hilarious AF though

Chad, talking to his buddy Jimbo: Hey, you seen the SlapASS sketch on Key and Peele? It's so fucking funny...
Jimbo shakes his head: not really seen that show

Chad sees his opportunity to be the douchenozzle he is and prank an unsuspecting friend *gives Jimbo five then proceeds to vigorously slap Jimbo on the ass* SlapASS!!!!
Jimbo calls Chad a douchenozzle and punches him in his stupid Chad nose then goes home,finds Key and Peele on Comedy Central and gets the joke.

by BustyGothGirl August 24, 2019

Key and Peele

A sketch comedy show involving the two stars, Keegan Michael Key, and Jordan Peele, it is based on or around racism, and nearly every single sketch is fucking hilarious, if you don't watch this show you need to go down to your local veterinarian and have your balls removed so you cannot reproduce

Dude 1- did you watch the new key and peele?
Dude 2- nah man that shits gay
Dude 1- *chainsaw revs*

by ThePsychoticSandwich November 11, 2013

Dr. Peel

The giant inflatable banana that Matt Powell named and keeps in his backyard.

Matt Powell has a giant inflatable banana in his backyard which he names Dr. Peel

by Thomas91o April 28, 2021

Peedee

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019