Man Who’s Not My Man 

A man who you may or may not be involved with. Regardless of your relationship in real life, in your head, he’s yours. You can say “my man” and your friends know exactly who you’re talking about even though this man has no idea.

In some cases, this term can be used synonymously with “Situationship.”

Ally: My man just texted me.
Sam: You have a man?

Ally: I mean, he’s my man who’s not my man.
Sam: Ohhh, gotcha.

Man Who’s Not My Man by Alyx $ky January 18, 2022

That's my man 

Something often repeated when a celebrity, whom would make you would weep just to be in the presence of, does something so awesome. Popular choices for 'my man' celebs are Guy Fieri, Rick Harrison (from 'Pawn Stars'), or Tiger Woods.

Person 1: "Did Bear Grylls just bite the head off a snake, eat the snake meat, pee in the snake skin, and drink the pee later that day...?"

Person 2: "That's my man."

That's my man by Aokaye March 30, 2011

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader by awdsa dwasdqwadasfe rfrskil;;; May 2, 2023

black man stole my tv 

when a black man breaks into you home and steals your tv while you are away or asleep. In most cases he is followed by his cousin with the vcr

black man stole my tv cuz im white

black man stole my tv by dxman1000 April 21, 2011

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit by MyManKevin OnTheLedgeAndShit September 27, 2021

strumming my man banjo 

the act of a man masturbating

ohhh dude i was so horny last night but my girls outta town so i had to spend the night strumming my man banjo

strumming my man banjo by jonbalbach June 29, 2009

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram 

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit

*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram by Light Guardian September 30, 2018