Mo J

a reverse blumpkin; the act of a woman performing fellatio while defacating

After dinner, my girlfriend and I returned to my apartment where i demanded a Mo J. She abided.

by Baby Fucker January 7, 2009

j-mo

to be really cool and smart

Seth was j-mo the other day.

by J Mo January 31, 2003

J-Mo

Jim Morrison, rock legend, of the band The Doors.

"J-Mo wrote that song when he was sober."

"... Okay, so maybe he didn't write it."

by kozakk August 3, 2005

J-MO

Bass player for Disturbed, John Moyer's nickname.

"J-Mo played lastnight"

by J-MO Fan September 11, 2006

J Mo

The new gold dollars

Jesse paid me with some J Mo.

by Taj Buggati January 25, 2008

J-Mo

Comes from the Latin words "Magnus Dorkcaus." Today it can commonly be translated to Big Dork, The Accounting Steve Erkel, or Mr. Pocket Protector. J-Mo can also refer to one who supports cheaters, commonly from the New England area, or the leader of the "I have a man crush on Tom Brady and Bill Belichick."

Mommy I want to be like J-Mo. I want to love the Patriots and qoute FASB's in my dreams.

by magic sticks March 6, 2008

j-mo

a name for a fat, retarded kid who has no friends

THat kid is such a j-mo.

by shaneekwa montel March 7, 2008