Mathing

The act of using math in real life.
Person 1: What are you doing to that cake

Person 2: Im mathing it.

Person 1: Oh Cool. Can i have a slice?
by Ana Ross March 17, 2014
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Mathing

When your trying to figure out some bull shit equation or when something your friend says something that ain’t adding up (they capping)
For example when a called Alex starts capping and says something that ain’t mathing
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math is not mathing

when something just doesn't add up.
Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.
by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021
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Math

Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.
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Maths

Everything stands for something.
maths stands for...

Mental
Abuse
To
Human
Soles
but I have one question. why are you looking up maths on urban dictionary?
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math

John: My math teacher is abusing me!

John's Dad: Its OK, all math teachers are like that.
by x-child December 16, 2011
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