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Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy 

A Catholic secondary school based in rural Stoke Golding, a village just outside the town of Hinckley, it boasts a healthy level of academic achievement and has had impressive GCSE results since it’s transformation into a 11-16 school seven years ago. This change, however, has given rise to a shift in the school’s demographics. No longer does the school consist of exclusively middle class students from the surrounding villages, whose parents pick them up in the car park each day in massive 4 by 4s presumably to counter the occasional leaves that fall on the end of their mansion’s drive, for the change in local school systems caused many students from the working class Hinckley that would’ve otherwise attended a more modest school such as Hinckley Academy or Redmoor to commute on the infamous Beaver Bus daily. This change has created a peculiar environment in the school were rich and poor are educated in harmony. This will, no doubt, be the middle-class students’ only experience of the working class before they go on to work as a hedge fund manager and fund the Conservative Party while putting their earnings into an offshore account.
Catholic Priest at Sunday Mass: “So, what schools does everyone’s children go to?”
All (in unison): “Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy!”

Martin's Donk

Martin's step beside of Iceland, he probably shits on it.
Martin's donk is a shithole, he definitely shit on that step.
Martin's Donk by Promethazine1 March 14, 2018

Martin's delight 

Asking to use somebody's bathroom after shitting yourself then smearing your own scat generously over the walls before casually walking away, leaving your shitty, soiled underwear on the floor. Good currys from Asia can enhance this experience
I thought that he just wanted to take a piss but he left a full on Martin's delight in there, get the gloves!...
Ah fuck, Rob, it's got into the taste buds!

Martino's Law

1) A statute used in Jefferson County, Pennsylvania. States that for a couple to raise or adopt a foster child, they must first have a natural child of their own. Used to prevent mis care or child abuse in the county.

2) A slang word used to relate to unfit parents.
1) I heard those people in that blue house wanted to adopt, but they can't because Martino's Law won't let them.

2) I don't know about that couple at the end of the street. I think somebody better turn them in for violating Martino's Law.
Martino's Law by A For Anon April 6, 2008

Mrs. Martino's APES Class 

The highlight of every purple day, when Tyler and Meena hustle to class in an attempt to beat the UMHS Flash. Dan's huge ego, Logan's blunt sarcasm, and others' comments combine to make delicious drama stew. And don't forget a side of ... roast beef! Another perk is that you get to see Dan yell at his classmates for being off task, LIVE! When everyone is not roasting each other, the class acts as one happy family. Mrs. Martino is a great teacher, and she thinks amazingly of her students.
Dan beats everyone to Mrs. Martino's APES class every day.

Martin's Chili 

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.
He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.