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lumberjack's elbow

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Tendinitis acquired from chopping wood.
I've been single too long ... My lumberjack's elbow is getting worse.
by Ricardo Macho February 20, 2014
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Lumberjack's Armpit

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The kind of minge that, is perfectly nice while inside underwear but when removed sweats profusely. It doesn't stop sweating. It STINKS!
Mary was a perfectly nice girl until Julio found out she had a lumberjack's armpit.
by Tom Learoyd May 30, 2006
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Lumberjack Salad

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The sexual act of man jerking off in an exaggerated fast pace, positioned in a squat over a woman’s face while she performs a rim job until ejaculation is complete.
Crockett can never get off with a woman without performing the Lumberjack salad.
by Safd183 January 6, 2020
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Lumberjack Slap

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Another term for cock slap, in which one takes ones penis and slaps the fce of someone who displeases them in some way with thier penis. By saying "lumberjack slap" one can insinuate a cock slap without using the harsher description.
by Bogo May 12, 2004
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Lumberjack Sack

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When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.
You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.
by the R&L book February 9, 2009
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Lumberjack Smack

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A highly technical sexual move pioneered by the Lumberjacks of Tennessee. A heavily built, extraordinarily strong Lumberjack takes hold of his testicle sack and swings it in a circular motion as fast as possible. Then, when maximum velocity is reached, the Lumberjack screams a Lumberjack scream "Timber!" and smacks the clitorial region of his female partner with his fast moving testicles. If done properly, the female partner's cry can be heard from the Mississippi River.
After a long day of sweating and being strong, Larry the Lumberjack just wanted to go back to his log cabin and give his bitch the Lumberjack Smack.
by Larry the Lumberjack September 24, 2010
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After a hat is removed, the phantom feeling like it is still there. Especially a winter hat.
Man I took my hat off like an hour ago and I just cant shake this lumberjack syndrome.
by Reverend W January 19, 2013
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