LoPA

Lack of Pussy Action

Greg's acting like a total asshole today, it looks like he has a case of the LoPA.

by Professor Jbird September 14, 2015

lopa

THE HOTTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! sweetest, kindest, most understanding, and my vocabulary is not big enough to begin to describe Lopa.

I love you, Lopa. You're the bestest girlfriend in the world!

by tu amor December 8, 2004

lopa

joker or clown; proclivity for oversized shoes, bad hair, and balloon animals

bozo the clown, krusty the clown; also, see "killer clowns from outer space"

by her mother May 13, 2005

lopa

clown or joker; usually implies a proclivity to floppy shoes and balloon animals

krusty; bozo; Jeff Foster

by her mother March 17, 2005

lopa-goal

A goal in futbol (or American Soccer) that is scored not off of skill, but by luck and/or freak circumstance.

*A ball is lightly kicked at the goalie, and goes through his legs for a goal*

Announcer: Oh no! Its a lopa-goal!

*A ball is deflected by a defender into his own goal*

Announcer: Oh my, another lopa-goal

by *xpac taunt* May 5, 2011

Lopa

Someone who thinks they are funny when they are really not.

My friend is a lopa when she tries to tell jokes, but i don't laugh.

by AmazingWorldofGumball March 26, 2019

Lopa

The high equivalent of tipsy.

Yo dude mind if I take another hit? I'm only lopa right now.

by Dionysus’ dick October 13, 2023