Lippmann

An Intensely irritating person or situation,

Something or someone who causes the feeling of overwhelming frustration
The tear your own hair out, gouge your own eyes out scratch your own skin off feeling of AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

That guy is a proper Lippmann!

Today has been a right Lippmann!

Ahh my head is Lippmanned!!

by anonymissy01 March 7, 2014

Lippmann

He is a teacher that works at a school, and he is a very good teacher with his awesome jokes, but he sometimes make you want to be sad and cry and just be mad .

1: Here Comes Lippmann

2:Lippmann gives too much work

by San smith June 13, 2022

Annelies Lippmann

The awesomeness of the universe! This person is down to have fun and party any time and is willing to try anything. She will be the person holding your hair back while you’re vomiting, and she’s super alternative. She is also from Holland, and her Dutch accent can light up a room!

I had an amazing type partying last night with Annelies Lippmann

by Smoothkitty123 August 2, 2022

Michael Lippman

He is the Israeli Michael B Jordan

Ori: Hey Michael Lippman are you excited for Creed III

Michael: Yea I am going to star in that movie as Michael B Jordan

by Bathing Grape May 23, 2019

lippman

Someone who frequently uses liberal media as a source, ranging from Social media (including BuzzFeed, YouTube, etc) and is always online doing so

Lippman: Omg did you read that last BuzzFeed article how...
Friend: When are you never online? You lippman!

by AdamPatel February 12, 2017

Lippman Scale

A logarithmic scale used to express the amount of anti-humor produced by a remark or quip uttered by an individual with the intention of producing genuine humor. Similar to the richter scale, the scale ranges from 0 to 9 with each increase of 1 representing a ten-fold increase in anti-humor. A 0 on the lippman scale signifies a state of humor equilibrium in which nothing has been said which can be deemed offensively unhumorous and harmful to the souls and psyches of those within earshot. A 5 typically results in temporary paralysis followed by seizures, suicidal tendencies and diarrhea. Although nothing above a 7 has ever been reported, experts speculate that a 9 on the Lippman scale results in the return of Christ to earth at which point he will utter the words "Fuck this" and the earth will implode into a giant supernova of anti-humor.

The other day I heard someone say: "When you were born the doctor came into mom's hospital room and was like, your son strangled himself with the umbilical cord, he's dead......JK APRIL FOOLS!!!" Due to my queasiness and depression I figure it must have ranked around a 3 on the Lippman Scale.

by Disco-who April 13, 2008

Lippman Fail

A trendy way of calling out someone that is trying hard to do something impressive, only to fail miserably.
Typically used in a sporting-related context during a game.

Tyrone: "Watch me hit that 3-Pointer"
*Doesn't even touch the rim and misses*
Andre: "Yooo Lippman Fail!"

by MiniVini August 12, 2023