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LSTMS

'Laughing silently to myself.'

Because sometimes "LOL" is a lie.
"Your mom."
"LSTMS." -dies a little inside-
by Danime-33 December 24, 2007
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lshtmsfoaidmt

laughing so hard that my sombrero falls off and i dropped my taco
mexican 1: lol
mexican 2: lmao
mexican 1: rofl
mexican 2: lshtmsfoaidmt
mexican 1: WTF?
by lolorz May 16, 2011
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LTMSA

Stands for: Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.
Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.
by Super Steve Bishop January 20, 2008
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LTMSH

Person 1: *Randomly says something ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS*
Person 2: HAHAHAHAHAHA LTMSH!!!!
by fhk x3 May 23, 2016
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LSHMSFOAIDMT

stands for "Laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco"
"Yesterday i was LSHMSFOAIDMT because a kid on a Razor scooter lost a fight with an light pole."
by nachos32392 April 8, 2010
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LOTMS

"Life on the murder scence" a documentry on the band My Chemical Romance.
Suzett:Hey, have you seen LOTMS yet?
MEHGAN:Yeah, it was kick ass!!
by xxviolettxx May 23, 2007
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LSHMSFOAIDMTATEAF

laugh so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco and then eat a fajita
watching kids on leashes fall makes me LSHMSFOAIDMTATEAF.
by brookeyyy :D April 17, 2010
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