lork

To be assisted by a female in the act of self-pleasure. After the act, the couple goes to a McDonald's where the female orders McFluries(see McFluries). Frequently, the two have never spoken. Traditionally, it occurs during the Lenten season. A regional custom of Shrinetown, Louisiana.

Man 1: So, me and this girl were totally lorking last night!
Man 2: So you missed Law and Order!
Man 1: SVU!?!?
Man 2: Man, I wish I could lork with Mariska Hargitay.
Man 1: AHHHHHHHHH!I would lork with her all night long, until the McFluries got soft, if you know what I'm sayin'!

by Mark Elizabeth Lorker March 6, 2009

lork

half loser and half dork

That guy is a lork!
You are a lork!

by More Beeker May 12, 2007

Lork

A lork is a unnatural half breed of a dork and a loser which intertwine to make the radtastic being of a lork. can also be called a dern.

lork'i·ness n., lork'y adj. lork lord n.,

"What a lork."
"Ohmyygoshhh, that kiddo over there is like such an uber lork"

by kiddonamedsarah February 22, 2009

lork

Look inside yourself to find the definition of lork; usually a person of strange characteristics/behaviour.

- ":3"
"Okay buddy, you're a lork."
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When someone acts strange this is called lorking around.
"Hey dude, stop you're being a total lorker right now."
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- "Hey i heard David's a smork."
"No he's a TOTAL lorker..."

by ewhoopsi September 8, 2024

Lork

To do things in the manner of a particular Lewisham local who shares the abbreviated initials.

I lorked all day yesterday - I hit up the sauna, did some yoga and baked a cake. Topped it off with a delicious glass of sherry!

by Cheeky Geezer February 20, 2026

lork

Derived from the word like.

To lork something.

I lork too, so cut.

by vak_i July 13, 2025

lork on the clorf

In a game of Natural-Selection a Lork on the Clorf means a Lerk on the cliff. A mapping flaw was used for the aliens advantage. He uses spores to spore marine spawn and spike the marines resource tower.

"OH NOS CORNMANDER WE GOT A LORK ON THE CLORF GIVE US SOME TURRENTS!!!111one"

by crack January 6, 2004