kool aid man

A crazy giant beverage who breaks through walls in order to save humans from the minor inconvenience of thirst. Has the inability to use normal methods of entry, such as the door or gate. Has caused over 900 trillion dollars worth of property damage in his lifetime.

"oh yeah"(distant)
me: wtf was that? did you hear that?
CRASH!! "OH YEAH"
me: dude! my fucking roof!!

by OH YEAH September 21, 2003

kool aid man

giant thing of kool aid.often bust through the wall when peter griffin is in court

peter:oh no!meg:oh no!brian:oh no!chris:oh no!kool aid man:oh yeah! judge:will everyone stop saying oh no in the courtroom 'cause the kool ad man will keep showing up!

by futuramafan February 8, 2008

Kool Aid Man

A beastly man in the shape of a glass pitcher filled with kool aid with arms and legs that bust's through walls yelling Oh Yeah!

Kiersten : Thank God Chad put an end to Steve hanging around here during the week!
Kaylee : Yeah I guess changing the locks and adding extra security really helps!
Kiersten : What the fuck's that noise?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!!!
Kaylee : God Damn't you busted a hole in the building Jesus Christ!
Steve : Im the Kool Aid Man Oh Yeah!!!!
Chad : Why the fuck is there a hole in the building?
Kiersten : Oh Steve is the Kool Aid Man! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Steve can I see you in my office please?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!

by SlopNChop August 2, 2018

Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.

Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*

by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019

Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.

Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*

by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019

kool aid man

when a girl is on her rag and you go down on her

my girl turned me into the kool aid man last night

by fix it August 2, 2006

Kool Aid Man

Having sex with a woman on her period while her tampon is still inside her.

I gave this chick the Kool Aid Man the other night. She kept saying "oh no, oh no, oh no," but when I finally busted through that tampon I was like "Oh Yeah!"

by i heart poop December 9, 2008