In a Jiffy

Something that is done very quicky and without delay.

I'll fix ya up in a jiffy.
I'll be there in a jiffy.

by Dancing with Fire December 28, 2010

Skippy/ Skippy in a jiffy

Peanut Butter all over her morsels? For real Skippy in a jiffy is what a low down Dirty-Ass Skeezer HoBag Beeeotch will do when she gotta have it!!! I'm talkin' about gettin' on the low down with a genuine Fido Bow Wow K-9 flea bag mutt full of fur, and givin' him sumpin' ta chomp on! Smackin' his tongue all over her meat curtains and she's explodin' some o' thOse "oh my Mutha Fuckin' Gawwwdz" right therr! Sick in her disgusting fantasy world wishin' it was a man master rug licker lesbie friend or some bad boy. Damn! Get eatin', laid or even used... but no not the fucking animals especially mans best friend the D-O-G?! WTF?!!.

Beastiality Real fucked up shit Ladies and Germz... I aint down with that Holla if ya hear me!!! 'Cause it doesn't get much worse than that except Necro's But that another mother fuckin' sorry ass story!!!

by MAXXXMILLIONZ THE MEGA-VILLAIN!!! November 30, 2003

Spiffy in a Jiffy

When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.

"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."

by Mr. Manly Dan November 23, 2017