Horse face

A weird guy named Jean in the Survey Corps. He is a horse. Not literally, he just looks like one.

Armin: "Jean died last night."
Eren: "WOOHOO HORSE FACE IS DEAD" (this did not actually happen)

by Pawleene Pinkieshy September 8, 2015

Horse face

When a person has a long narrow face with bugly eyes and big teeth.

This person is also known to be a slut and have low self-esteem. Will hang on to any person who shows the smallest bit of attention. Loves the attention whether good or bad.

Harold: whoa, that chick has a horse face!

Ken: Yep, that's Yana shes a total slut

Harold: she straight-up belongs on a farm

Ken: Yep, with her dick breath and jackd clothes - bitch dresses like shes still livin with mom&dad.

by circleback4u March 30, 2010

Horse face

Having a long face similar to that of a horse, or having other characteristics of a horse's face. Often used as a term to insult women by men with a penis the size and shape of a baby mushroom.

Antonyms: Be Best.

"She had a horse face, but I nailed her bigly, but I made her sign a contract to stay quiet about it."

by KeithDB October 17, 2018

Horse face

When someone clearly has too big of a nose and teeth to be considered human or any other animal

"Hey man did you see Richard on T.V. last night in Lion heart ? "
"That guy has such a 'Horse face' , I'm surprised it's not Horse heart"

by Rik's nightmare April 7, 2015

Horse face

Jean Kirchein from the Anime Attack on titan is sometimes reffered to as "horse face"

in a recent manga, hitch yells "you horse faced freak" as he beats jean

by Freckled Jesus Himself April 18, 2018

horse face

a word that is given to a lot of people or celebs just simply as an exaggeration, because someone has a slightly long or evan oval shaped face/big teeth/buck teeth/gummy teeth or a goofy smile (probably about half the population then) loads of celebs out there from eva longoria to christina aguilera, prince william or leona lewis have been called a horse. i don't think they are considered ugly to most people, nor are horses themselves.

'that person has a horse face'.

by thyfhyof January 20, 2008

horse face

A girl who's features resemble that of a horse.

Hey, that girl on the rugby team is such a horse face. I bet she runs all the time. Nick name: seabiscuit.

or
Sarah Jessica Parker

by reinprecht October 24, 2007