Hedgie

Hedge fund investors.

Billionaire boomers that are mad butt hurt because some Redditors are buying GameStop stocks and costing them money.

HEDGIE, HEDGIE GETS A WEDGIE
LOSE SOME MONEY AND JUMPS OFF EDGIE

by FuckWedgies January 28, 2021

Hedgie

Someone who works in the Hedge Fund industry.

Bro #1: Hey did you hear Brent is working at that new shop?!
Bro #2: Yeah, he's a Hedgie now..

by PSR91 April 18, 2020

Hedgie

A person with similar qualities to a hedgehog

no definition for you

by David Richardson February 26, 2005

Hedgie

a beut person hedge hedge babe!!!!

hey hedgie

by lalaloopsie girl January 23, 2017

Beanie hedgie

1. Commonly referred to as “Stella”, a beanie hedgie is 1 of 2 beans in a pod, of the Garrett Stella pos

Stop being such a beanie hedgie right now, I need you to be serious!

by U da oskenddil January 5, 2023

cheesy hedgehog

Sextuple penetration, as performed on a woman, i. e. two penises in the mouth, two in the vagina, and two in the anus.

Belinda, as much as we was enjoying Tony Sylvester in her bum, Jim Sterling in her vag, and Des Martin in her mouth, wished she had three more blokes to double her pleasure and give her a real cheesy hedgehogging.

by Toffee Apple Chew September 22, 2019

Shadow the Hedgehog

a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of a walnut except way smaller.

Person 1: Did you hear what happened with Shadow the Hedgehog?
Person 2: Yeah, he pissed on Eggman's wife didn't he?

by egshgells June 5, 2019