Harking It

The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"

Sorry mom, cant come to lunch im too busy harking it

by anonymous March 31, 2025

Tony Hawking it

To skip or skate out of work or other work related obligations, or in other words, to play hookie.

Co wkr1: "Dude have you seen Chuck today?"
Co wkr2: "Nah dude, he is totally Tony Hawking it today."

by Rick768 February 6, 2009