hang lows

The greatest musical act since Weird Al.

Its members have all been arrested for sex crimes.
They probably had sex with your moms...

In fact they are probably your dad!
If you look up fucking awesome in the dictionary, well the Hang Lows wont be there but its a good way to kill some time.

or you could visit. www.myspace.com/thehanglows

the hang lows will rock your balls right off.

by joe mammamamma February 3, 2010

Hang lows

Breasts that hang as low as your belly button.

You would need two pairs of push up bras to save this lady from her hang lows.

by BostonAlan August 3, 2017

Hang-Lows

Big Huge nuts that hang so low the scrape the ground

"Ryans a little bitch, go kick him in the Hang-Lows"

"Suck on these Hang-Lows Beatch!!!"

by conch May 24, 2005