Golden Baby

To unexpectedly stumble across something that you`re looking for. A gloriously lucky moment.

I woke up and got ready for work only to realise that it was saturday! golden baby i shouted

by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

Golden Baby

Something that is extremely valuable, coveted, or held in high regard.

This is evidenced by the fact of gold is very rare, valuable, and pleasing to the eye. Also, a baby is treated as being just as valuable, rare, and with the creepy way and frequency that people (especially women) stare at them perhaps more valuable. The combined effects of these infers an exponential effect.

The race card is the golden baby of the politically correct movement.

by gxxr1130 October 26, 2009

Golden Baby

Your baby that you love and "glows" when you look at him/her.

This is used as a nickname/petname

You are my golden baby.

by Jessica May 6, 2005

Golden Baby

When your dick gets so hard it almost seems to glow. Dicks create babies so when you dick is amazingly hard you are going to attempt making a golden baby with your amazingly hard ass dick.

WOW that Brazilian boy has one golden baby!!!

by happybum77 March 27, 2008

golden baby

An insult, meaning "gay". Like that saying "silence is golden" and then that other saying "when there is silence a gay baby is born" so telling someone they are a golden baby is basicly calling them gay.

Pat you are such a golden baby!!!

by EvilButton March 2, 2008

golden baby

When your dick gets so hard it almost seems to glow. Dicks create babies so when you dick is amazingly hard you are going to attempt making a "golden baby" with your amazingly hard ass "golden" dick.

WOW that Brazilian boy has one golden baby!

by happybum77 March 30, 2008

Golden Baby

A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.

“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”

by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021