Gilberted

Reacting in an overly dramatic way to being dumped by an athlete/sports team/significant other and/or breaking up with a signifant other through an overly dramatic letter.

When LeBron James left Cleveland for Miami in an overly dramatic fashion, Dan Gilbert Gilberted him with his "Open Letter to the Citizens of Cleveland."

by amylynp July 10, 2010

Gilberted

Gilberted is to cause havoc upon the english language. To butcher the spelling of words.

While writing my facebook status I realized that I Gilberted all my words and turned my whole status into a cluster fuck of nonsense.

by Dexter Bateman July 9, 2012

Gilberting

The distorted audio sound that occurs when one has connectivity or performance issues during live streaming or video recording. It was named after JS Gilbert, a Live Streamer who often had this issue and thus, became known for it. People all over the web now use this term.

"Excuse me, can you please refresh your browser? You're gilberting."

"I tried to stay and listen but he was gilberting so badly, he was hurting my ears."

by AngelHillTV August 25, 2016

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by Pocket rocket May 4, 2020

gilbertism

A religion in which you worship a green tropical fish, from minecraft, called Gilberty.

Louis: All hail Gilberty.

Connor: You follow Gilbertism?
Louis: Of course! May he rest in piss!

by Connor Big Penis June 30, 2021

Gilbert

big ah monkey ah battyfish
likes to swing from trees

oo oo aah aah

"conservative party sucks"
"gilbert is a big dark monkey

by OOOoahhhh October 13, 2022

Gilbert

Gilbert is the boy that i wanna kiss hes got lovely music taste he treats you like a princess hes so sweet and he’ll always make sure you feel safe and happy. He is the most handsomest boy in the universe he never fails to make you smile and most importantly i love gil and im happy for all the things hes done for me.

“hey remember Gilbert?” ofc i do how could i forget him

by Afr4h May 20, 2022