(n) Tightly bound female ass cheeks, or buttocks; so firm they resemble two side by side rolls of deliciously seasoned dough; good enough to eat. A spicy rump. Maybe add a little sauce.
by Shagomatic July 13, 2007

The butthole of an Italian man or woman after a rousing night of backdoor action, almost to the point of a pink sock, but not quite.
by DC Jugs October 21, 2019

When someone uses the term “garlic knot me” its a cry for help to get away from their pedo sinister bf/ significant other. Or it can be used to ask for a yummy garlic knot.
by Kwincykun May 10, 2021

Yo, Tiffany, it didn't taste like salt water, as expected, but more like the juice of garlic knots, when you suck on a garlic knot from aj's!
by goldentouchhh September 25, 2006

When two men align themselves in such a way that they both can penetrate each other buttholes with their wieners. Performing the act of love.
by Chestergreenburg December 8, 2020

Person 1: What the hell happened to Mario’s hair?
Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!
Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!
by agotaras2000 November 2, 2022

(1): A male individual, either by birth or other means, who is attracted to non-women
(2): An Italian.
(2): An Italian.
(1)
Person 1: "You're such a garlic knot!"
Person 2: "You're just jealous of my boyfriend"
(2)
Person 1: "All the people in Italy are garlic knots"
Person 2: "Some people find that offensive"
Person 1: "You're such a garlic knot!"
Person 2: "You're just jealous of my boyfriend"
(2)
Person 1: "All the people in Italy are garlic knots"
Person 2: "Some people find that offensive"
by VolMeadow February 1, 2024
