Fuzzed

To be friend zoned

Yo dude I just got fuzzed!

by Dj27621 February 10, 2019

Fuzzed

to be faded and buzzed at the same time

(faded) to be high
(buzzed) a lightly drunk feeling

Lets get fuzzed tonight.

by Trevib January 1, 2008

Fuzzed

To have the Buzz Fuct right out of you.. Drunk to Sober. When the sex you have just had was either so good or bad that you completely lost your buzz.

Why yes officer I did have 2 cosmos, But no worries, I was fuzzed right before I left.

by TheJon18880 March 16, 2011

fuzz on fuzz

When two lezzers make vagina to vagina contact for mutual stimulation of their respective budgies tongues. lezzer, velcro, rug-muncher, clitoris

See those two rug-munchers over there? I think they'll be up for some fuzz on fuzz action later. Just hope they've got a liquor licence....

by Richnirvana March 28, 2008

No Fuzz

To emphasize your point clearly without confusion

"There should be no fuzz on this whatsoever" ... used by former FBI Director James Comey in his June 8, 2017 testimony to the Senate Intelligence Committee about his certainty about Russian interference in the 2016 election cycle.

by BBEmpress June 8, 2017

the fuzz

Comes from the fact that a lot of police back in the 60's joined straight of the military and they brought with them the very short military haircut that gave them the appearance of fuzz on their heads. When they took their hats off, your first comment might be, hey look, it's the fuzz. It's a style of haircut that made wearing a police hat more comfortable and cooler to wear......still in vogue today and used by many police officers around the world.

The officer took his hat off and the hippy yelled...hey look, it's the fuzz.

by we_are_anecdotal March 13, 2016

the fuzz

the police (see also fuzz station)

If the fuzz find out where you are hiding, I won't help you.

by Light Joker June 25, 2005