Flat White

A flat girl that has a papery-like bady shape. The girl is mostly white and has to be flat.

No one likes that flat white over there.

by Man27 September 7, 2016

Flat white

When someone's on their death bed and they die with a boner

"How did he die"

He died while on a flat white"

by M-Chanzo September 3, 2022

Flat White

A term used for the perfect short extracted triple espresso topped with textured milk, commonly followed by a dab.

Benji that flat white was incredible *dab*

by Ralthster July 21, 2017

Flat white

Flat white is commonly used among sexually active teenagers, it means 'cum in the eye' where a male ejaculates into a partners eye.

"Gave my girlfriend her first flat white last night , she loved it"

"im in the mood for a flat white tonight baby"

by x_x_moon_x_x November 18, 2011

Flat White

noun -

1: A type of coffee beverage that originated in Austrailia

2: A white chick with very small tits*

Note: This is not a legitimate definition for it, but it's something that I made up that I thought made sense.

1: G-day, Mate! You wanna Flat White?

2: Dude One - Dude, what's your gf like?

Dude Two - She's fine, but she is a flat white.

2: Dude A - Dude, is the strip club you go to legit?

Dude B - Nah, It's full of flat whites who can't even dance.

by definecancer57 June 11, 2016

Flat white

When a white boy gets his ass beat and lays on the floor

If that boy don’t shut up I’ll make him a flat white

by Nightungale January 28, 2021

Flat White to go

After having a coffee enema, anal sex is conducted until ejaculation, leading to a milk coffee coloured liquid spurting out of the anus of the receiver.

I was doing a coffee cleanse and one thing led to another and all of a sudden I had a Flat White to go all over the bed sheets.

by Atari410 February 24, 2025