Fart Milk

A fart where bubbly wet liquid and heat is generated and expelled from ones person.

after a fart - -> "oh man, that was totally fart milk" or "i think i let some fart milk slip out on that one"

by $ 189 January 2, 2008

Fart Milking

When you massage your stomach because it hurts from trapped gas and you milk out a huge fart!

Bro my stomach was killing after those tacos but I massaged it and milked out a fart! Feel so much better now fart milking is legit.

by JyahC February 9, 2019

milk fart

A fart that travels through a turd before exiting the ass, creating a very pungent aroma. A milk fart will occur in the few hours leading up to a bowel movement, as the turds have made their way close to the butthole, creating the filter that your gas will pass through on it's way out.

"Damn.. that bitch Brenda just laid out a milk fart, I'm fucking nautious."

by djmoosenuts August 25, 2011

Milk Fart

A very watery, bubbly flatulation that reminds one of blowing bubbles in milk. One may have to wipe after said fart.

Dude 1: *Riiiiipppp* Oh, yeah!
Dude 2: Man that was a milk fart.
Dude 1: I know. I think I need to check my shorts.

by wareaglealum June 10, 2006

period milk fart

when u on ur period and he nut in u and u queef it out. :)

It was the grossest thing I've ever done in my life. I didn't mean to period milk fart on his bed but he just pulled out too fast.

by jeanjerker September 1, 2016

Mediterranean milk farts

The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.

Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.

by KnutKrust, Chumble Spuzz February 10, 2007

Mediterranean milk farts

The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.

Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.

by KnutKrust February 8, 2007