Kyle Falconer

Kyle Francis Falconer

Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'

Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.

The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.

Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.

E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.

"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."

by CheekyForAReason April 26, 2013

falconer

One of the best fucking power/folk metal bands in the world. Hailing from Sweden, Falconer has released seven albums between 2001 and 2011. The current (and past) lead vocalist is Mathias Blad, though Kristoffer Göbel was featured on Falconer's third and fourth albums. Falconer sings about such things as epic quests, shipwrecks, traditional folk songs, and falcons.

Falconer fucking rules.

by scorpiogtx1 July 30, 2012

falconer

a person who breeds and trains hawks/falcons and/or follows the sport of falconry

He/She has been a falconer his/her entire life

by zhadow September 15, 2006

Brown Falconer

When you deposit fecal matter on your clenched fist and proceed to strike a female companion.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Brown Falconer

What the fuck is that?

It's when you shit on your fist and a punch a bitch!

by JohnEBlaze May 5, 2011

falconer

when you use you forearm to support a womens breast.

dude i totally falconered her.

by falcon master May 29, 2011

The Falconer

Produced by Torrey Pines High School students, the Falconer is the best freaking newspaper in San Diego, maybe even in California. The Falconer is known for it's controversial articles, its hilarious backpage, and for having the best publications staff in the whole damn world.

Nick: Hey man, did you know the falconer is coming out this friday?

John: of course, i have it on my calender!!!

by Falconerd April 25, 2010

falconer

1. the really creepy guy in the office mail room

In ref. to character from SNL.

Stop laughing here comes the falconer with the Fed Ex.

by thecharles September 22, 2007