Adverb: 1. Pertaining to evolutionary functions as they apply to stupid behaviour. The death of an individual in the pursuit of a particularly stupid stunt or activity, thereby eradicating their stupid genes from the human gene pool (especially if the individual has not yet bred) - cf survival of the fittest; genetic adaptation.
It is in the interests of the survival of humans as a whole that such people die in the pursuit of these actions, as otherwise they may reproduce and therefore pass on these stupid genes to their offspring.
2. Adaptation; changes occurring across an entire species as it adapts to its environment.
It is in the interests of the survival of humans as a whole that such people die in the pursuit of these actions, as otherwise they may reproduce and therefore pass on these stupid genes to their offspring.
2. Adaptation; changes occurring across an entire species as it adapts to its environment.
'Hopefully the dumb Australian explorers Burke and Wills did not breed prior to dying evolutionarily. It would not be in the Darwinian interests of the species for such idiots to have children.'
'It was only a matter of time before Steve Irwin died evolutionarily. Unfortunately he left sprogs behind - hopefully they will not be as dumb as he was.'
'Evolutionarily speaking wisdom teeth, beards and male nipples should have disappeared by now since they are completely useless these days.'
'It was only a matter of time before Steve Irwin died evolutionarily. Unfortunately he left sprogs behind - hopefully they will not be as dumb as he was.'
'Evolutionarily speaking wisdom teeth, beards and male nipples should have disappeared by now since they are completely useless these days.'
by LouLou333 April 7, 2010
Get the evolutionarily mug.1. When a person’s facial features resemble a neanderthal
2. When a person’s behaviour or thought process resembles a monkey/primate
2. When a person’s behaviour or thought process resembles a monkey/primate
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Get the Evolutionarily Challenged mug.Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As an evolutionary dead-end queers poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!
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Get the an evolutionary dead-end mug.1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.
2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.
2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.
dude: "how was the earth created?"
"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)
dude: but how do you know for sure?
"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...
"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)
dude: but how do you know for sure?
"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...
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Get the evolutionary religion mug.Words created to fill a void in the language, usually spontaneously created during conversation. Terms created through evolutionary vogabulary are usually a combination of two or more words, that when woven together more perfectly express an idea.
Annie, Felisa, and Peter were discussing the night that Charlotte got petrifurious at Peter for jumping out of the bushes along the dark walkway next to their house. She cried the whole time she whaled on him, and he was laughing so hard he couldn't get her to stop until he was pissterical. Annie realized that in their rush to define the event, they had discovered evolutionary vogabulary.
by Annie P. November 26, 2005
Get the evolutionary vogabulary mug.The idea that human behavior can be explained through evolution. An idea usually hated by SJWs. It shows that human nature is biological, and not all just a social construct, and can be used to explain things such as gender differences.
The human brain, like the human body, has been shaped through evolution, hence evolutionary psychology.
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Get the evolutionary psychology mug.The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.
The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.
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