If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.
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Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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Person 2: yeah even created it
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Person 2: yeah even created it
Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl
Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence
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