Eskimo Pie

a vanilla ice cream bar totally covered in chocolate

Mr. Ice Cream Man, may I have an eskimo pie?

by Jacki November 19, 2003

Eskimo Pie

When a man ejaculates in a females vagina whilst she is having an orgasm then licks the resultant moon cheese out.

Wow, it sure is hot today, I'd sure love an eskimo pie.

by Crown Royal June 1, 2009

Eskimo Pie

A snowball with a surprise dog turd center.

"I heard Tommy got detention for hitting Ms. Wilkins with an Eskimo Pie."

by Goobersmichael May 7, 2009

eskimo pie

when a guy cums in a girls mouth. and then she gives him a long slow kiss goodnight

"yummo, give me some pie, baby!"

by craig dean February 3, 2004

Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a woman convinces a man that he is about to "get it" making him very aroused. Right before giving it up she pulls out 2 ice packs and sandwiches his "special area" causing rapid shrinkage and the end of any sexual possibilities.

"Man I'm SO pissed right now, last night Chandra Eskimo Pie'd my ass!"

by Captain Johnson May 4, 2008

Eskimo Pie

An Alaska Natives "woman parts, Va JJ, Punany".

Im going North To Alaska to get me some real Eskimo Pie.

by Rossdizzle December 22, 2008

Eskimo Pie

The act of cooling your genitals with two Ziploc bags full of ice before having sex, so the first contact is frosty and unsuspecting.

I went out with this girl, had a couple drinks, then we went back to my place, ba da bing ba da boom, gave her the Eskimo Pie.

by ArcherA June 1, 2021