aka Eli "I Want My Mommy" Manning. A semi
talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned
22 years old. Also dependent on his
father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my
girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you
ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great
idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!