douche bags

an insult. see "John Edwards"

On south park, John Edwards won the biggest douche bag in the universe award

by skinny whiteboy October 14, 2003

douche bags

An Item that a woman uses to clean out her vaginia

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Douche Bags

You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.

You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.

by Tiger Words January 14, 2017

Juneau Douche Bags

The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.

Those Juneau Douche Bags would sleep with a toaster if they could only afford to buy it a drink.

by AKCoug February 21, 2011

dynamic douche bags

A pair of people who, together, have a greater negative impact than the sum of their individual efforts. Based on the "dynamic duo" of Batman and Robin who had the opposite, positive effect.

So, what have your neighbors been doing lately?

Ever since he moved in with her, the dynamic douche bags have been throwing loud parties and piling trash in their front yard.

by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 14, 2010

cocky senior douche bags

A group of the best guy friends. Unfortunately, they are probably too hot for you. They may come off as douche bags, but are extremely genuine at heart.

woah, the cocky senior douche bags "CSDB"... they are hot and nice :)

by cumkitten69 November 30, 2010

President Douchebag

Donald J. Trump

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

by napalona zając January 7, 2017