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The Optometrists bitches

first defined by Nimtard Ali
(Nimrah)optmetrists: Come over here and shine these lenses

(bitch)Dispensers: Yes MP (miss prof)
by OZ the man Im the MAN November 8, 2007
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Milk Dispensers

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A really lame term used by some little children to describe a women's breasts.
Her milk dispensers are huge!!
by Moon Project January 31, 2005
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Dairy Dispensers

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A girl with a big set of boobs
Fred: hey! She got dairy dispensers on her!

Jay: Oh yea! You’re correct!
by Squachnnn July 15, 2022
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Wawa Pez Dispensers are pez dispensers made by the American convenience store company, Wawa. They are also known to make sandwiches as well.
Did you hear about the new Wawa Pez Dispensers?”
“Yeah, I got one recently. But I think the sandwiches are better.”
by Korfi8267 September 8, 2019
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Dispenser

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A machine that dispenses stuff (duh). Also known as the Dispense-O-Matic 9000 Provisions Dispenser in Team Fortress 2, it's a machine that has the mystical ability to create ammo out of nowhere and give it to teammates. And it heals. Though minus the ability to make you bulletproof.

Comes in 3 Levels. When fully upgraded, it's a Medic that gives you ammo.

When used effectively, the Dispenser plays a very important role in the game, as it can provide (almost) endless amounts of health and ammo to teammates, therefore it is often being used to establish a camp halfway through the base. However, it is prone to damage from fire, rockets, bombs, arrows, melee weapons, sappers, and (most of the time) BOOLIT.

It also blocks friendly Sentry Guns, so watch out where you're placing it.
"POOTIS SPENCER HEAR!"
The Heavy

"Need a dispenser here!"
— The Scout

"Phudda dipenza heah!"
— The Pyro

"We need a dispenser riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight here."
— The Engineer
by LazFlamme November 1, 2014
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Mustard dispenser

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The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.
I gave my cunt a Mustard dispenser because she was dumb enough not to buy me condoms.
by Shiconia August 26, 2010
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Bacon Dispenser

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A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.
"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"
by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010
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