DIMS

dick in mouth syndrome - when you cant understand somebody because they're mumbling

"kfkhitusdaina"

what was that i cant understand you because you have DIMS

by the fakin Circle February 17, 2009

DIMS

DIMS is an extension of the phrase 'Martin Is Dan's Dad'. DIMS stands for 'Dan Is Martin's Son'. It follows many variations of the phrase, including MSID (Martin's Son Is Dan), DDIM (Dan's Dad Is Martin), FODIM (Father Of Dan Is Martin), SOMID (Son Of Martin Is Dan), etc. Likewise it is possible to become obsessed with these words, leading to random shouting of the acronyms (and associated words like 'Hall' or 'Father'), withdrawal symptoms and writing the aforementioned phrases onto anything that comes to hand.

Mum: 'Have you done your homework?'
Obsessed Child: 'No, but DIMS, so... FODIM HALL SON MIDD RADAR!!!!!'

by xObsessedbbzx January 15, 2011

DIMS

Dick In Mouth Syndrome; refers to the awkwardness that results when you run into someone whom you've preformed oral sex on, but are not in a relationship with. Can also refer to a one night stand, someone you've had sex with once, but you are not friends with them, or in a relationship with them. Can be used by either men or women.

When we were at the bar, we ran into someone you've given oral sex and my friend asked me, "what was that about?" and I said "DIMS" and she said, "Ohhh"

by xtinawins April 25, 2006

DIMS

Drunk In Morning Syndrome. When you wake up after a night of drinking and still feel intoxicated.

I'm a little DIMS so I probably shouldn't drive.

by themoonies September 2, 2013

dim dim

A person that is idiotic in someway, basically anyway.

You are such a dim dim, why would you eat poison!

by cherryviki5 December 4, 2010

dim

Someone not very bright.

"What a dim fool."

by CS January 8, 2004

dimmed

when you smoke a lotta weed and get really really high

me: i just smoked like 9 bowls out of my 2 foot piece and got so dimmed that i decided to post the word on here

you: i gonna give this a thumbs up

by smoke weed August 25, 2007