Cumfun

Cumfun, or 'cum-fun' is a colloquial term used to describe the act of engaging in possibly messy, but certainly enjoyable sex.

- 'Let's go have some cumfun..'
- 'Cum.. fun...?'

by Rideau Street September 4, 2010

Cummunism

A society in which cummodities and the means of ejaculation are collectively owned. In such a society, no one can deny his fellow citizen the right to jack him off on the grounds that he alone owns his penis; given that his penis would be collectively-owned, everyone would have the opportunity to wank his neighbor, free of charge (though certainly not "discharge").

This system is sometimes known as "Commujizm."

"I much prefer cummunism to fapitalism; I believe that such a society would allow for a much more egalitarian distribution of cum. What do you think, cumrade?"

"Cummunism looks good on paper, but has never worked in reality; it is simply not in humans' nature to equitably distribute semen amongst the various classes of society, and the Tragedy of the Cummons poses a significant obstacle to any society that hopes to implement it effectively."

"The problem with cummunism is that eventually you run out of other people's semen."

by dangitbobbeh July 31, 2016

Cumfuckle

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.

Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert

by Motownphilly February 17, 2021

Cummunism

A system where everyone cums at the same time and in equal amounts

"Cummunism is far superior to Cumitalism,"

by Fiveduck June 26, 2021

Cumfusion

What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...

Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury

by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011

cummunism

During an sex party, you blow your load on everyone instead of one person, a.k.a sharing your wealth equally amongst everyone else.

Albert: "Hey, I'm gonna have a banging sex party later, we can blow all our loads on this girl's fat ass!"
Christopher: "I'm more into cummunism myself, though."

by Lock Cover May 6, 2018

cumbungle

A foreigner who fraudulently attempts to obtain money from someone online is a "cumbungle"

That foreign bloke tried to scam me out of £500 online. He is such a cumbungle!

by Julian Le Flange July 26, 2017