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cruller

A tractor-tire shaped donut sold at Tim Hortons in Canada. It is made, I swear, of sugar, lard and pure, uncut cocaine.
If you're going to Tims I'll have a double double and some crullers.
by breakwall January 14, 2005
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cruller

- verb; cruller, crullered, crullering

To overdue something by giving a person something you think they like until they don't like it anymore.
Parents do this often, as well as grandparents.

It is very annoying when this happens and is hard to reverse the effects of.
Person 1: "Oh man, mom keeps buying Spiderman things for little Dreyfuss. He already has 3 Spiderman T-shirts, the whole set of action figures, two posters and a Spiderman bedsheet set."

Person 2: "Poor kid, he doesn't even like Spiderman that much. He's totally getting crullered!"
by Waguchi October 21, 2009
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cruller

yank those rosemary beads out of my cruller
by nako August 2, 2008
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cruller

A male who likes to pee on himself
My friend michael king is a cruller so he always takes the stall instead of the urinal
by Will Coyle April 13, 2008
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chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.
Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.
by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007
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French Cruller

An act of sexual mastication between consenting partners, for the sweet tooth in us all. Delicately place a round pastry atop the orifice of your choice on/in your partner. While the partner lies waiting, you lean in and devour with gusto the pastry. The pastry must not fall. You will know you are done by the sensation of a "satisfying film" in your mouth.
I was hungry, (s)he was horny, so we settled on a couple of French crullers and both left quite satisfied.
by Choop May 25, 2017
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Glazed Cruller

A glazed cruller is what you call your penis after a sex session if your women got off.
His penis was covered in her cum, looking just like a glazed cruller donut log.
by Luscious Lynn September 13, 2019
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