criss cross 

when you give a hand job to a male friend face to face while he is giving you a hand job with the opposite hand

He does the criss cross with his brother.

criss cross by Trevor Davis 69 June 21, 2010

criss cross 

Whe you want no one to take your seat you call it "criss cross" as in putting a cross on your spot.

"Elena, I called it criss cross so get your butt off my place!"

criss cross by MIREYA January 5, 2006

Criss Cross 

A birth control method. Tape two pieces of scotch tape on your pee hole in a cross formation to keep the jizz in.

Man 1: did you use any protection with Suzzie?

Man: yup! Criss crossed her for a half hour. Kept it all in so she shouldn't be knocked up.

Criss Cross by FishforGold September 9, 2016

Criss cross applesauce 

A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.

That asshole better shut his mouth or he's gonna get the ole criss cross applesauce!

Criss cross applesauce by Mayut January 12, 2016

criss-cross-apple-sauce 

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"

Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.

criss-cross-apple-sauce by Susan Focker September 15, 2007

criss-cross faded 

The act of being faded on three or more different drugs.

After I drank and smoked some weed I decided to get criss-cross faded with some xanies.

criss-cross faded by hillaree September 2, 2012

Criss cross applesauce 

a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.

teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: YAY!

Criss cross applesauce by singstar319 June 19, 2011