Crabs

A parasite that lives in the pubic hair. The only cure is to shave off half of the pubic hair, light the other half on fire and stab the little bastards with an ice pick when they come running out.
"I got rid of those crabs but these scars will never heal"
by MoraLes February 20, 2006
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A sexually transmitted disease contracted through sleeping with the infected. It results in an infestation of pubic lice in your pubic region and it itches so bad you'll wish you were dead.
by Marla Singers vagina December 10, 2009
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1. Crabs: can be those tiny bug's that will infiltrate the pubis.

2. You can also describe a person for being being a Grumpy/Angry Shit.
1. damn those crabs *itch* so itchy *scratch*

2a): )"¤()#<insert naughty words>(="/%&/# *walks away*
2b): Now what was that all about?
2c): He had crabs up his bum or someone put crabs in the toilet when he went for a shit.
by No-body123 August 09, 2006
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A disease that makes you hump desks, and seats.
A girl at my school humps the desk cuz she has crabs.
by Krabbyland March 12, 2010
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A derogatory remark used to disrespect the LA street gang Crips. In context with the crip handsign when both hands are throwing up crip they look like crab pinchers
Fuck slobs and crabs 74 GD for life!
by Chucky T December 08, 2004
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by DRIZAIK December 07, 2003
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A crustaceous creature contracted after stealing an underaged girl's "P" at camp. You may think your cool at first until you begin to take on crab-like characteristics. Bubbling at the mouth, a redish coloration of the face, and even super-human aggression. The only way to rid these from your nutz is to stand on the bow of a boat while making a thrusting motion into a high powered fan.
John thought he was the shit after being called a pedifile at summer camp until he realized he had crabs all up in his ass.
by summercamper March 23, 2006
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