Similar to "brown nosing" someone influential for your own personal gain, except you're sucking up to someone who can't do you any good because they lack intelligence, credentials and merit.
by Happy Sam August 14, 2006
by Chilidoggin January 09, 2008
A euphemism for the practice of some professional comedians to wade into serious discussions on political, economic and or/ social issues and take firm stances, only to fall back on the excuse that they're "just a comedian" whenever their views are challenged or refuted. Usually used as "clown nose on/clown nose off" to illustrate the switch a comedian performs between trying to be taken seriously as a pundit and trying to deflect any actual debate by claiming to be a jokester.
Comic: *clown nose off* "And that's why I sincerely believe that we need to pass new laws to eliminate unemployment!"
Guest: "But 0% unemployment would drive up wages due to the lack of available workers to fill jobs, which would cause a ripple effect that raised the cost of goods and services."
Comic: *clown nose on* "...Look, pal, I just host a late-night comedy show. If you're taking this seriously, there must be something wrong with you! Ah-WOCKA-WOCKA!"
Guest: "But 0% unemployment would drive up wages due to the lack of available workers to fill jobs, which would cause a ripple effect that raised the cost of goods and services."
Comic: *clown nose on* "...Look, pal, I just host a late-night comedy show. If you're taking this seriously, there must be something wrong with you! Ah-WOCKA-WOCKA!"
by Lex Logic April 26, 2019
When a girl is on her period and she 69's her man. The menstrual blood causes the man's nose to look like that of a clown.
by BIGP312 February 09, 2009
by bobo the sad for uties September 09, 2005
A clown nose is when a penis head is tinted crimson from rough sexual relations with a person or person's butt hole or vagina. A bloody dick head.
by Clown Noser May 02, 2008
by Shitface Magee February 06, 2004