Class Hole

A person who can find anything to be classy thus annoying his friends/acquaintances with his odd classiness.

Friend 1: Wow dude look at Steve he's wearing a shirt that looks like a Polo brand shirt but it really has a guy playing lacrosse on it.

Friend 2: I know bro. He's such a class hole.

by ClassHole69 December 10, 2010

class-hole

1. Someone who aspires to become more than just a common ass-hole. A classy ass-hole.

2. A classic ass-hole.

dick: how did you spend your morning?
tom: feeding rocks to children in the park.
dick: your sociopathic abuse of random strangers staggers me.
tom: i aspire to have more creativity than the common ass-hole. i'm more of a classy ass-hole. a class-hole if you will. for example, i like poking tiny holes in styrofoam noodle cups at the grocery store. thanks to me, someone gets surprise boiling water in the lap.
dick: i am in awe.

by timmytron February 8, 2008

class-hole

a student who asks lots of questions or makes comments for the purpose of impressing the professor in the hope that it will result in a higher grade.

"In our Con Law class today that damn Burt never shut up --what a class-hole!"

by JackR April 15, 2009

Class-hole

A stereotypical home improvement store customer who often drives a big truck that looks like a pile of dirty shit and takes the designated “Contractor Pro” parking spaces serious enough to leave a note explaining why your rich and entitled Tesla driving ass shouldn’t be parking in his spot. But it’s not really about the parking spot in a Class-holes small mind. He’s envious and regrets his choices made in his miserable life.

Aaron: Hey Brad... Some guy just left a note on my car criticizing my parking space choice and calling me a rich, entitled asshole.

Brad: Wtf man! He’s just jealous of the type of car you drive which he couldn’t afford. What a real Class-hole!

by SirWinston February 15, 2021

crass-hole

a creepy asshole who's name is not worth mentioning

That man is a crass-hole! Stay away from him unless you want to be used and abused.

by Geneva October 20, 2006

crasshole

A contraction meaning crass asshole.

Yes of course, the 45th U.S. President is the crasshole poster child.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2019

Classhole

An asshole but with class. Does asshole-ish things, but with a classy twist

Man 1:You see, I am what I call a Classhole, I like poking tiny holes in styrofoam noodle cups at the grocery store, so thanks to me, someone gets surprise boiling water in the lap.

Man 2: I am in awe.

Man 1: It's even more fun to do to condoms.

by Tobi4242 July 7, 2008