Chapman's Law

A term that originated on Facebook, Chapman's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will question if a photo of someone is displaying their cumface. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Chapman's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.

"What a mentalist. All that with her kid in her arms!!"

"That Daily Mail pic is probably her cumface."

"Ah, so it's time to invoke Chapman's Law, is it?"

by TheMightyPrune November 29, 2011

Chipman's Revenge

When you pate a dump into a toilet bowl and as the turd hits the water a drop of water plops back upwards directly hitting your ass hole.

I need to get my butt hole swabbed for STDs, Chipman's revenge got me square in the brown eye in the nastiest public toilet at the mall yesterday.

by BurlesqueScrotesqueTransvestic May 5, 2021

The Chapman Salute

The act of fisting a man or woman with a closed hand, and then opening the hand and with the middle and forefinger, giving the peace sign, or in the English case, the derogatory term classified as "fuck you" in America. Then, he opens and closes his fingers in a scissor-like motion, giving the man or woman pleasure.

"When James gave Andy the Chapman Salute, the young man quivered with excitement.

by BuffaloBill08 December 21, 2008

CHAPMAN James Edward Straugheir

the teacher that don't be on my bad side but everyone agree he is most than the last

person 1.CHAPMAN James Edward Straugheir is not nice he made me stand for 20 minutes

person 2 .did you make him angry

person 1 .he any 24 7

person 3 .I agree

by the man with the sex November 13, 2021

Sophie Chapman

A very weird but cool person. Can be very wise at times but she is slightly dopey..

Sophie Chapman from the Peep Show.

by SJC259 December 23, 2010

Simon Chapman

The complete opposite of Simon.

Person 1: Wow he's such a Simon!
Person 2: What like Simon Chapman?
Person 1: Nah you kidding?

by Celunyx November 9, 2011

Sammy Chapman

a Sammy Chapman is someone who is very attractive physically and mentally it’s said that everyone who has this name has a massive shlong that goes from 12-30 inches long Sammy Chapmans normally live to be 300 years old and are very sexy.

He’s such a Sammy Chapman 😍

by log dog October 30, 2021