Catking

Catking King of cats

(sam) Did you hear that catking created the universe with a single oh my goodness? (john) i had no idea i heard he could break building with a single stare disappointment

by TheMinerKid v2 June 19, 2023

sheet caking

Bingeing on sheet cake or some other extremely sweet, gooey, comfort food to deal with great stress, discomfort, or anger.

Last night, I was so beside myself with anger over politics that I indulged in three hours of sheet caking.

by Poor Little Rich Boy August 18, 2017

keyboard catting

When you play Grand Theft Auto 5 on PC and use keyboard and mouse

My controller broke so I'm keyboard catting

by Lolsack04 July 17, 2017

black-catting

To always try to trump someone else in a conversation.

An example of black-catting is "I have a black cat."
"Yeah, well my black cat is blacker than yours."

by Shackleford Hurtmore November 4, 2012

hump-catting

While sometimes regarded as a "Side-Effect" of drinking PowerThirst, it is, in actuality, a Crystal Meth induced ability to Emit, or Blast Out prismatic Cheetahs/Leopards (depending on the user, and extent of use) from the Chest or Groin regions.

The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.

"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"

"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"

"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"

by Malachi Tate June 19, 2008

Multi-catting

The act of petting or playing with more than one cat at a time.

I'm multi-catting with Fluffy and Tigger.

by Jordieno February 6, 2020

cacking it

When you're really worried about something, shitting yourself.

She was cacking it when the cops searched her bag.

by WereWife March 8, 2008