Cat flaps

Labia - usually when it’s excessive. Synonyms are meat flaps, beef curtains, roast beef deluxe, etc.

My girl wanted to have sec this morning but her cat flaps was rank!

by Tunnelbuddies March 2, 2019

Cat Flap

A bisexual person. One who ''swings both ways''.

Did you hear about John taking a bloke home the other night?

Yes, I know he's always been a bit of a cat flap.

by tropical October 17, 2007

Cat Flaps

an affectionate name for a vagina

I licked her cat flaps all night

by R. cook November 10, 2004

Cat Flaps

The under belly of all cats. There are usually two distinct flaps between their back left and right legs. They are noticeable while strolling. They usually become larger as the cat gets older and/or fatter.

Caroline fed her young cat Seymour so frequently that his cat flaps eventually became so large that they dragged on the floor whilst walking.

by planetsleeep January 28, 2010

cat flaps

its what holds a girls insides in,pussy lips meat curtans piss flaps bat ears

that bird i pulled last night had the biggest cat flaps i have ever seen.

by badgerroy June 28, 2008

Cat Flap

Ever seen toy story? You remember Sid? Now think of him but more bisexual. Aaaannnnndddd that's a cat flap

"That Leon is a bit of a cat flap isn't he"

by AmazeeHD March 7, 2017

Cat Flap

The anus, especially in reference to anal sex.

Origin: picture the female perineum in the missionary position, and note the orientation of the vulva relative to the anus. Observce the similarities with the typical orientation of the front door and the cat flap in a house.

Other parallels regarding size and ease of human access further strengthen this metaphor.

"I've got the painters in this week, but you can go in through the cat flap if you like"

by EugeneUK September 28, 2008