Meat Carving

The non-penetrating sex act of sliding one's cock back and forth and in between the pussy lips of their partner. The back and forth motion is Like slicing up a holiday ham. Meat carving is often performed for clitoral stimulation and to induce vaginal wetness.

Dan's girlfriend was suffering from dry snatch so he did a little meat carving and got that baby slopping moist before giving her the bone.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

Carving the Turkey

The act of ejaculating on another person's meal. This could be performed to an enemy or a friend and should be kept secret (e.g on the inside of a sandwich)

Hugo chuckled to himself as he had just finished carving the turkey into Merridew's sponge pudding.

by Ltrainman February 27, 2007

carving veins in cucumbers

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.

ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!

by de-pube September 25, 2022

Penis ice-carving

The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.

"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."

by Ice-carver January 16, 2010

creampie cravings

the new term for baby fever. when you see a cute kid and suddenly want one for yourself!!

Tiffany: Oh my god, that baby is so adorable!!!!
Brittany: I know, I'm starting to get the creampie cravings!

by Quist787 August 28, 2021

Pumpkin Carving

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating.

"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"

"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."

by Daniel Matthew March 3, 2008

carving the bowl

when you piss aiming at the side of the inner toilet bowl - above the water - as to avoid making a sound.

Socially awkward? Carving the bowl should do the trick in public!

by marblecakealsothegame13 May 13, 2019