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camping snatch

When you're on a 2 week camping trip, have sex around day 2 and have nowhere to wash the snatch.
Have you seen the flies around Stephens mums tent?

Yeah, she's got camping snatch.
camping snatch by Snatchcrazy December 23, 2016

Camping Stains 

Non-descript stain (and/or stains) on tents, sleeping bags, tables, portable grill, pillows, blankets, shoes, chairs, picnic tables, socks, under garments, air mattress, all of the above, but mostly shirts that which you have no recollection as of how they got there after a night and/or weekend of camping combined with power drinking.
Dude, what the hell is that all over your gear?

Hmm? Oh shit, I dunno. Camping stains?

camping sack 

One who plays a first person shooter and does nothing but lie still and wait for people to move into his/her crosshairs and pull the trigger.
Damn! That camping sack is STILL in the same spot after five minutes!

camping squad 

A group of close friends that go camping together annually.
The three families go camping three times a year as it is a tradition. They call themselves a camping squad
camping squad by Oldhickoryham June 24, 2017

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Camping spice 

That stuff that gets on your food when you’re camping and you drop it.
Jerry ate his hotdog, even though it was covered in camping spice.