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cheese bread

a multi perpose word denoting laziness, obesity, greasiness, obsession, and a generally repulsive and unhealthy lifestyle.

it originated from a youtube hip-hop video called "everyday normal crew" by comedy rapper jon lajoie , wherein he introduces a friend of his who he calls "cheese bread" because of his habit of getting out of bed every morning, putting "five slice of cheese on five slice of bread", " microwaving that shit" eating it, and going back to bed.

the main useage is the verb form, in which case, "to cheese bread" something, or "cheese breading" something means to obsess over or overdo one single activity.

in adjective form, cheese bread describes a person as disgusting or lazy , or a period of time spent behaving in a disgusting , lazy or unhealthy manner.
verb

1: "i'm taking a week off work so i can cheese-bread gears of war 3 "
2: my parents just got into the wire , they're cheese breading that shit."
3: i can't listen to that album anymore, i cheese breaded it and i'm sick of it now."

adjective

1: "yo man i got up at 2:30 pm today, smoked a fat ass j bone, and ate nine cans of ravioli while watching 25 back-to-back episodes of my little pony : friendship is magic. i didn't brush my teeth or take a shower or anything. it was totally fucking cheese bread."
by fangdangler May 27, 2011
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Cheese Bread

A variety of drunk food that involves melting copious amonts of cheese on bread. There are several varieties of toppings that may be added, including garlic powder, salami, bacon and/or fresh basil.
We got home from the bar and made some sweet, sweet cheese bread.
by Canmor August 11, 2009
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Garlic Cheese Bread

It is the combination of just the right amount of garlic, cheese and bread all in one. It is truly a delicacy for the ages and shall be enjoyed by people far and wide.
by thegarliccheesebreadmaster January 29, 2017
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Bread & Cheese

The bread is another word for the penis, and the cheese is the vagina. When you mix the two together you get bread & cheese.
“That’s some nice Bread & Cheese

“Can I dip my bread in your cheese” - a man to his gf
by Big Ball 1234 April 22, 2025
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boneless cheese bread

It’s basically cheese bread with out the bones (bread) so basically just the cheese
by Bonelessbreadballs August 10, 2018
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ate that cheese bread

when you get a (pronoun) on the their back and you just start licking that taint, and or gooch, because you dont which hole to aim for.
I was with this girl last night and I don't what she was into so Iate that cheese bread yo!
by kolsonice November 23, 2024
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Cheese bread

Last night Jaden made some cheese bread and his sister made grilled cheese
by Mr.5’12 February 23, 2020
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