by Mr. AvocadoMan June 17, 2020
Get the Boner's bonus mug.Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have
A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse
by dbGenius October 4, 2008
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"At the time I thought it was a good idea to have sex with my ex-girlfriend. However, after we finished and she talked about starting the relationship again I had major boner's remorse."
by PolarTurbo July 27, 2009
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Get the Papa Boner's mug.A condition caused by the lack of Vitamin P is a male's every day diet.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Tossing and turning in bed.
-Anxiety is social situation.
-Terrible morning cramps.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Tossing and turning in bed.
-Anxiety is social situation.
-Terrible morning cramps.
by VPOD September 14, 2011
Get the R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome) mug.A situation where a penis is starting to get hard, but is not solid, and at the same time, not completely flaccid. While a penis is in this state, anything could collapse the quantum wave, and render the penis either hard, or flaccid.
Dude, Jackie gave me this sexy look after our date, and until she came upstairs to my room, I had a Schrödinger's Boner.
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I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.
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I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.
by MintBerryChrunch April 13, 2011
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