bday

B-Day
1. Short for Birthday
2. Something you use to clean your crack after a rather messy shit

"happy B-day son"

"ahhh why use toilet paper jimmy when you can spray warm water around your soiled ring piece"

by Killerbite May 11, 2004

Bday Dbag

A person who acts like he/she can get anything he/she wants because it is his/her birthday.

Jonathan demanded that everyone should bring him a present to his birthday party, those that didn't bring anything were kicked from the party.

Jonathan: Dude wheres my present?

Kevin: Sorry was in a rush to get here and I didn't get time to get one.

Jonathan: Get the fuck out!

Kevin: Dude your being a bday dbag.

by A bday dbag October 5, 2009

Bjs for Bdays

The term used to describe the act of getting as many Bjs by as many girls as possible on your birthday

Matt: Tom it's almost your birthday dude!
Tom: I know mann
Matt: Bjs for Bdays bro??
Tom: Hellll yeahhhh lets get this rolling!!

by Blufox888 October 6, 2009

21st bday drunk

-a type of drunk
-whether it is in fact your birthday or not you intend to get extremely drunk

guy1-are you drinkin tonight?
guy2-hell yea I plan to get 21st bday drunk tonight!
guy1-oh man your crazy!

by jho4210 November 4, 2010

post bday facebook drought

When an individual does not receive any comments or notifications on their facebook for a period of time after their birthday because everyone figures they've had enough wallposts and attention for awhile and because nobody has anything else to say that is considered relevant.

Friend posts on wall: Hey man how you've been?
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!

by ooooooooaaaaaahhh January 13, 2011

Barry Burgers Bday Bash

Meme BDay Party

Hey Man You going to that Barry Burgers Bday Bash

Person 2: Hell Yes Sound like a Hella Dope Lit Party

by BarryBurgers December 3, 2018

Rosas 16th bday

Some may say that because Rosa is Spanish for rose, that she would in fact, be like a rose. But i say otherwise, roses have thorns, imperfections that cannot be embraced therefore removed and discarded of, cut off from the stalk. Instead i see Rosa as a buttercup, the bright yellow that contrasts with the green of the morning grass. Buttercups shine in the sun, reflecting its happy light on to those who may want to see it in its full glory. They shine with such vibrancy that no other flower can, simply because of its vivid nature. Buttercups may be common in their season, but its hard to find the right buttercup, with the right amount of shine, that shows up at the right time, just for you to pick. You could say that the buttercup chooses yo pick YOU and not the other way around. So when you find your buttercup, cherish their bright colors, embrace them in their dark moments, and shade them from the sun when they begin to shrivel and hide away. Rosa is just like a Buttercup, hiding away when she needs you the most, wanting to be embraced in dark moments, That is why it is important to adore her in her best moments, to ensure that she will come to you in her worst. Quality over quantity is what we're told, although i haven't known you for long, i hope you remember me when you're old.

Happy birthday Rosa, will you continue to be my Buttercup? :)

-Zoe (Rosas 16th bday)

by zhoweee August 3, 2020