Bankd

When one is both high and drunk at the same time

Dude, I'm so bankd right now!

by samwisegamgay August 26, 2013

band-aid wagon

Perjorative for ambulance.

Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!

by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

Sticky Band-aid

While your girl is sleeping, jizz all over her tits. Then lay the top sheet on it. In the morning when it's dried up it peels off her like a sticky band-aid! Just as SEK did back in Naim.

Scott was mad his girl didn't want sex, so he beat off in her and gave her a sticky band-aid

by Rhino77 December 5, 2013

Band-Aid Solution

Using a quick fix to deal with a problem temporarily, only to have it re-emerge later. It is a fundamental cornerstone of modern society.

An example of a Band-Aid Solution:

I bought my girlfriend a gift, because she was upset that I told her she was fat. She's still fat.

by Jon Wuzy November 20, 2011

Bandaid Bus

An ambulance. "Bandaid Bus" is a term commonly used among firefighters to refer to an ambulance.

"Sorry, man... Can't make it on Saturday. I'm workin' the bandaid bus all night."

by ChescoMedic March 27, 2010

Backdoor Season

A season or interval of time in which Tragic events or betrayals occur over the span of the season with words like "shit get tragic" used to announce these events, additionally one may ask "what was the reason" to try to better comprehend the tragic event that just took place.

"Bro shit get tragic, Backdoor season"
"Bro is Backdoor season you know shit finna get tragic"
"Oh shit its Backdoor season Shit get tragic like what was the reason"

by blumast164 May 17, 2023

Band 5 Bullshitter

An NHS Employee that tells lies.

That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter

by jonny bogroll the seventh May 6, 2021