Baked Goods

Any food that will cause you to become baked

'Hey man, wanna come to my house and have some baked goods.'
'What, like cookies or something'
'No, *BAKED* goods.'
'Oh shit yeah I'm down.

by whitemarley March 23, 2010

baked goods

A slang term for a vagina.

"I hate cats but I love baked goods!"

by DrSpellChecker July 4, 2009

baked goods

a sexy stoner chick

bro: aw man whose that hazy hottie with the tidi?

dude:oh dude that chick, shes always high, shes baked goods... but i dunno her name.

by dooooooooooooooood August 13, 2011

baked goods

When one person shits on another person's back and sprinkle it with pubes.

Josh, is that baked goods on your back?

by h00chymama December 7, 2007

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.

“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

by lowkeylol January 12, 2021

jenna's baked goods

Anything baked by a girl named Jenna. Often heavenly, deserving of wonderful praise, and leaves you hungry for more. Made from scratch, and unbeatable for taste.

Girl 1: Hey, what are you eating?
Girl 2: Jenna's baked goods of course!
Girl 1: Ohmygosh! LUCKY! I totally envy you!

by Nessie LeNinja February 13, 2010

elevate your baked goods

the white version of "Get your cake up."

You possess a small quantity of currency? You seriously need to rapidly elevate your baked goods.

by Agent Shmitty July 25, 2008