apres

A form of party theme in which you find out what the theme is 'apres' you can do anything about it

James: I can't go in there in this Monsters Inc. costume!
Rhys: Dude, this is classic apres

by CyclingCurryDude January 6, 2008

aprés

The after-poo feeling.

"Sorry I'm quiet, got a bit of aprés."

by Pooper Scooper 3 October 23, 2008

Après cunt

Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.

Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.

"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."

by silkpouch September 25, 2007

Après fart

An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there

with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.

Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.

by indybob November 21, 2011

apres skiing

The simple act of bar-hopping with out removing ones ski/snowboard attire. IE: jacket, goggles, hat, snowpants, ski/snowboard boots

Collins and I went apres skiing yesterday the second we got off the mountain. It's amazing how many women my snowboard shit will bring in.

by Steamboatdustin March 5, 2011

Apres-Coffee

The imminent poop that is brought on by drinking your first cup of coffee in the morning.

I had a large latte on my way to work, now I have to go drop an Apres-Coffee

by BarstoolBoy September 16, 2011

apres-psy

having consoling tea, coffee and cookies with a friend after a session with your shrink to rehash.

After meeting with my shrink I passed by my friend's house for an apres-psy

by selkie January 26, 2014