Arsenal FC

A team in the English Premier League, whos fans think they will buy any football player, ever.

"Arsenal FC need to buy someone"
"Yeah well in the transfer window we are buying Ronaldo, Messi, Reus, Hazard, Hagrid and Ainsley Harriott"

by Noisievelt64 April 17, 2016

Arsenal FC

1. A team in England that social distanced the league title for over 16 years now.

2.A team that is link with every good player at the start of transfer window but ends up getting the Wish version of the player at the end of the transfer window

Arsenal FC fans:

I thought we were going to sign Upamecano, koulibaly, Thomas partey and Messi But we ended up with lingard and Andreas pereira

by Covid-91 June 6, 2020

Arsenal FC

A small mid table Banter club

Dude 1: Hey did you watch the Arsenal FC game?
Dude 2: no, I don't watch mid table banter clubs

Arsenal FC are a small mid table Banter club

by all jokes btw April 1, 2021

Arsenal FC

The opposite of spurs

spurs are awful, Arsenal FC are the opposite

by steve keyboard man February 10, 2022

Arsenal FC

A team in the English Premier League, whos fans think they will buy any football player, ever.

"Arsenal FC need to buy someone"
"Yeah well in the transfer window we are buying Ronaldo, Messi, Reus, Hazard, Hagrid and Ainsley Harriott"

by Noisievelt64 April 17, 2016

Arsenal FC

A team that puts pressure on the top 4. They are supposed "rivals" to Chelsea FC and Tottenham Hotspurs. The club was founded by Arsene Wenger, who brought the club their only bragging rights in having an unbeaten season in the English Premier League.

Roberto Firmino gives Arsenal FC nightmares after repeatedly showing them how trash their defence is.

by Paul Drogba December 29, 2018

Arsenal FC

1. A team that treats 2nd place as their sugar daddy and plays haram ball every game.
2. A team with delusional fans such as AFTV.

Have you heard that Arsenal FC finished 2nd again?

Yes 2nd place is its sugar daddy.

by gunnerfanchampionsleague October 18, 2025